The State of Bae Esmeraldas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.656 billion Bae Esmeraldasians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The strong Bae Esmeraldasian economy, worth 742 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,774 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,818 per year while the poor average 2,029, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, Bae Esmeraldas has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Bae Esmeraldas in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Bae Esmeraldas's national religion. Crime is a problem. Bae Esmeraldas's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bae Esmeraldas is ranked 254,743^rd in the world and 399^th in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.55 law-abiding acts per hour.