The Super Bowl Champ Linebacker of Bad Man Andy is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Andy Russell with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.3 billion Bad Man Andyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bad Man Andyian economy, worth 356 trillion tackles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,883 tackles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Bad Man Andy's new capital, Andy Russell has just been declared ruler of Bad Man Andy in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime is well under control. Bad Man Andy's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pittsburgh's Goin' to the Super Bowl.

Bad Man Andy is ranked 75,219^th in the world and 5^th in Bannedlands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,176.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.