The Kingdom of Babylon is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.224 billion Babylonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,460 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,640 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The house always wins, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, and weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Babylon's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Babylon is ranked 283,965^th in the world and 8^th in Kingdom of Scotland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.