The Federation of Babsolia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 7.882 billion Babsolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 20.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Babsolian economy, worth 328 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,682 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, genetic researchers have been expelled, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and citizens must pay to enjoy Babsolia's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Babsolia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Babsolia is ranked 112,386^th in the world and 2^nd in Uttara Kuru for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,538.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.