The Colony of B0NEYARD is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dennis Smith with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.299 billion B0NEYARDians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Madrid. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped B0NEYARDian economy, worth 308 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,967 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, sleeping on the job is recommended, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. B0NEYARD's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Confucianism.

B0NEYARD is ranked 309,132^nd in the world and 3^rd in Boneyard for Highest Average Incomes, with 29,967.53 Standard Monetary Units.