Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,598thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,893rdBest Weather: 2,060th
The Land Under Wave of
Left-wing Utopia
Look to the Edges. Watch Them. Guard the Sum of Things.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Social Ecology, Witchcraft & Magical Education
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Azyl

Population3.832 billion

CapitalWitchy Earthships-Treecity Sanctuary
LeaderWhat's Needed and Right

CurrencyOctarine Joy
Animalflying hedgehog

The Land Under Wave of Azyl is a massive, safe nation, ruled by What's Needed and Right with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.832 billion Witches are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Witchy Earthships-Treecity Sanctuary. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Witchy economy, worth 462 trillion Octarine Joys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,739 Octarine Joys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown. Azyl's national animal is the flying hedgehog, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Azyl is ranked 1,893rd in the world and 1st in Deliciousness for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,936.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,598thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,893rdBest Weather: 2,060thNicest Citizens: 2,139thMost Pacifist: 2,235thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,527thTop
5%
Most Inclusive: 2,709thHighest Food Quality: 2,872ndMost Cultured: 3,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,331stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,617thHealthiest Citizens: 4,835thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,242ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,565thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,151stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,343rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,091stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,115thMost Income Equality: 9,513thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,739thNudest: 10,705thMost Developed: 10,759thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,760thSafest: 11,355thLargest Governments: 12,646thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,952ndSmartest Citizens: 14,572ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,497thMost Efficient Economies: 17,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,758thHighest Average Incomes: 25,708th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Azyl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Azyl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Azyl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Azyl's influence in Deliciousness rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Azyl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Azyl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Azyl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Azyl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Azyl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Azyl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.

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