The Harmonious Republic of Aztepohomea is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Krishna Tenoch Materazzi Müller with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.605 billion Aztepos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xochikātli. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Aztepo economy, worth 108 trillion Pohomea Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 67,361 Pohomea Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, Krishna Tenoch Materazzi Müller has just been declared ruler of Aztepohomea in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aztepohomea's national animal is the Galápagos Giant Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmonious Interfaith.

Aztepohomea is ranked 132,833^rd in the world and 16^th in The Equator for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.47 law-abiding acts per hour.