Most Devout: 1,073rdMost Pacifist: 1,479thSafest: 1,582nd
The Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Fides Quarens Intellectum
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Azorius Bantus

Population4.756 billion

CapitalArcades
LeaderAzor
FaithAnglicanism

CurrencyGallion
AnimalSphinx

The Theocracy of Azorius Bantus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Azor with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 4.756 billion Azorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcades. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Azorius Bantusian economy, worth 631 trillion Gallions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 132,819 Gallions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azorius Bantus's national animal is the Sphinx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Azorius Bantus is ranked 28,315th in the world and 1,069th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 228.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Devout: 1,073rdMost Pacifist: 1,479thSafest: 1,582ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,859thNicest Citizens: 2,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,130thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,164thLowest Crime Rates: 2,559thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,678thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,957thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,225thHighest Food Quality: 3,338thHealthiest Citizens: 3,362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,496thBest Weather: 3,543rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,002ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,338thMost Developed: 4,451stMost Cultured: 5,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,323rdLargest Governments: 5,939thSmartest Citizens: 6,779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,377thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,639thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,337thMost Income Equality: 14,058thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,315thMost Efficient Economies: 28,468th
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Most Devout: 37th in the regionTop
5%
Safest: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 80th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 94th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 104th in the regionNicest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 119th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 123rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 158th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 161st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 173rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 185th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 190th in the regionBest Weather: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 232nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 265th in the regionLargest Governments: 276th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 295th in the regionTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 351st in the regionMost Income Equality: 362nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 465th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Azorius Bantus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Azorius Bantus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Azorius Bantus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Azorius Bantus, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Azorius Bantus, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Azorius Bantus, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Azorius Bantus, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Azorius Bantus, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Azorius Bantus, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Azorius Bantus, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.

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