The Free Corporation of Azklabau is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President-Director Henry Arnold with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.493 billion Azklabans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Administration and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ameslari. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Azklaban economy, worth 733 trillion A$ Azklan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 209,949 A$ Azklan Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,245,179 per year while the poor average 16,294, a ratio of 76.4 to 1.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Azklaban mussels the biggest in Philosophers, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, the poorest Azklabans live in 'the stacks', and the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Azklabau's national animal is the Muntjac, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jakinduria Askatua.

Azklabau is ranked 9,945^th in the world and 6^th in Philosophers for Highest Average Incomes, with 209,949.58 Standard Monetary Units.