The Orc-Warg Dictatorship of Azkelon is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.144 billion Azkelonians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Azkelonian economy, worth 372 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 60,694 coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,882 per year while the poor average 11,776, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military spending recently hit a new high, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a problem. Azkelon's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Azkelon is ranked 242,522^nd in the world and 13^th in Unknown for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.