The Great Kingdom of Azerbaan is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The democratic, devout population of 1.395 billion Azerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Azerbaan economy, worth 91.6 trillion Drews a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,635 Drews, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Azerbaan with a very polite populace, homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azerbaan's national animal is the Hawk.

Azerbaan is ranked 205,391^st in the world and 76^th in Viridian Sound for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.