The Holy Femboy Imperium of Azelian is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 764 million Azelianid femboys are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Astolfo. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Azelianian economy, worth 14.9 trillion femboy dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales and Tourism. Average income is 19,550 femboy dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azelian's national animal is the two-headed femboy eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Azelian is ranked 80,683^rd in the world and 2^nd in Femboy for Most Corrupt Governments, with 23.65 kickbacks per hour.