The Free Land of Azafirah is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.691 billion Azafirahians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azafani. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The all-consuming Azafirahian economy, worth 171 trillion Zafirahs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 101,234 Zafirahs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 646,240 per year while the poor average 6,513, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

Interest in globalism never flags, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Azafirah's national animal is the springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azafirah is ranked 284,677^th in the world and 3^rd in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas for Most Cultured, scoring 55 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.