The Republic of Ayyarr is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.534 billion Ayyarriites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diyyirr. The average income tax rate is 59.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ayyarrii economy, worth 298 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,444 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayyarr's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ayyarr is ranked 48,001^st in the world and 1^st in Cell Phone Lot for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,513.9 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.