The Holy Land of Aysroayel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Grom with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.896 billion Aysraloyoas are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auorishlem. The average income tax rate is 93.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aysraloyoa economy, worth 726 trillion Kaesares a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,405 Kaesares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Diminutive Aysraloyoa generals are feared for their aggressiveness, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aysroayel's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aysroayel is ranked 275,605^th in the world and 2^nd in Halofi for Most Primitive, scoring -281.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.