The Hippie slaying states of Axorian is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Sam the shiny one with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.06 billion Axorianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antverpia corruptus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Axorianian economy, worth a remarkable 9,556 trillion Shiny heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 476,402 Shiny heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, and the mouth-frothing Axorianian can be confused for a rabid Bald eagle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axorian's national animal is the Bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is REDACTED.

Axorian is ranked 787^th in the world and 2^nd in belgium for Highest Average Incomes, with 476,402.38 Standard Monetary Units.