The Theocracy of Awesomesauced is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 36 million Awesomesaucedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The Awesomesaucedian economy, worth 1.95 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 54,256 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has returned all business to private ownership, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Awesomesauced's national animal is the emu.

Awesomesauced is ranked 245,553^rd in the world and 32^nd in Philosophers for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.