The Federal Republic of AVGO is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.988 billion AVGOians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The large, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.
The very strong AVGOian economy, worth 277 trillion AVGO Shareses a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,663 AVGO Shareses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 147,109 per year while the poor average 7,523, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.
Citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", and a major religion has been named as AVGO's national religion. Crime is moderate. AVGO's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
AVGO is ranked 62,235th in the world and 1st in NYSE for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,750.34 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
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AVGO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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AVGO, a major religion has been named as AVGO's national religion.
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AVGO, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
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AVGO, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
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AVGO, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
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AVGO, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
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AVGO, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
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AVGO, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
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AVGO, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around AVGO City.
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AVGO, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.












