The Colony of Average islands is a large, safe nation, notable for its digital currency. The hard-nosed, devout population of 129 million Average islandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Average islandsian economy, worth 4.84 trillion Weird gray oozes a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,507 Weird gray oozes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Average islands's national animal is the Blob.

Average islands is ranked 217,113^th in the world and 1^st in Raid me for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.