The Commonwealth of Average Income of Poor is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.696 billion Wealthy Poors are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wealthy Poor economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,271 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, the treehouse in Penguin Park is the tallest building in Average Income of Poor, only the brainiest citizens become academics, and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Average Income of Poor's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Average Income of Poor is ranked 5,625^th in the world and 1^st in Stats for Most Corrupt Governments, with 211.87 kickbacks per hour.