The Neue Reich of Avakchia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Eternal Escherion with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 12.515 billion Avakchians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izayoi. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Avakchian economy, worth a remarkable 2,340 trillion dramkas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,975 dramkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avakchia's national animal is the Silver Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amor Fati.

Avakchia is ranked 13,500^th in the world and 2^nd in Terrum Novum for Highest Average Incomes, with 186,975.76 Standard Monetary Units.