The Goᴅ's Hoɴєsт Sтʀєwтʜ of Auztraalia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by PM Anthony Albanese with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.516 billion Auztraalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auztraalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,655 trillion AUZ Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,439 AUZ Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, and birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers. Crime is totally unknown. Auztraalia's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auztraalia is ranked 170,706^th in the world and 14^th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Black Market, with 825 billion Standard Monetary Units.