The Republic of Auxiliary Protector is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 991 million Auxiliary Protectorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The Auxiliary Protectorian economy, worth 43.9 trillion headpats a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,302 headpats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and all-natural foods are becoming a major fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auxiliary Protector's national animal is the catgirl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Auxiliary Protector is ranked 256,307^th in the world and 252^nd in Pluralpedia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.11 on the Kitten Softness Rating.