The Federal Republic of Autonomous Unified Territories is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by First Secretary Vladdrejov Dimitrov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 21.741 billion Autonomous Unified Territoriesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Olestya. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Autonomous Unified Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,023 trillion Federal Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 323,048 Federal Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Autonomous Unified Territoriesians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autonomous Unified Territories's national animal is the Corporal Snyder, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Autonomous Unified Territories is ranked 15,308^th in the world and 2^nd in Ordis for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,685.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.