The Commonwealth of Austrtrialand is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 80 million Austrtrialandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Austrtrialandian economy, worth 4.70 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,751 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the internet has been placed under government control, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Austrtrialand's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Austrtrialand is ranked 45,826^th in the world and 4^th in Kaiserverse for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.