The Democratic Republic of Austroguinea is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 496 million Austroguineans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davao City. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Austroguinean economy, worth 51.8 trillion Austroguinean pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,480 Austroguinean pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austroguinea's national animal is the Water buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Austroguinea is ranked 61,327^th in the world and 20^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Highest Average Incomes, with 104,480.91 Standard Monetary Units.