The Republic of Auoie is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Elvis Presley with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 16.823 billion Auoieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hollywood. The average income tax rate is 18.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Auoiean economy, worth 468 trillion lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,845 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Cow Dung" has been declared a national treasure, only adults may purchase violent video games, and cows are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auoie's national animal is the cow and its national religion is Elvis Worship.

Auoie is ranked 223,044^th in the world and 1^st in United League of Regions for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.