Largest Insurance Industry: 72ndHighest Economic Output: 240thLargest Mining Sector: 241st
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ceterum censeo Huerdaeam esse delendam
Samoth Uyghur
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Auman

Population46.872 billion

CapitalZhamssassar Fortress
LeaderSamoth Uyghur

CurrencyTears of the Innocent
AnimalSouthern Fight-Snake

The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Samoth Uyghur with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.872 billion Aumanii are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhamssassar Fortress. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aumanii economy, worth an astonishing 18,874 trillion Tears of the Innocents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 402,676 Tears of the Innocents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auman's national animal is the Southern Fight-Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Auman is ranked 7,905th in the world and 4th in Gholgoth for Highest Food Quality, scoring 166.96 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 72ndHighest Economic Output: 240thLargest Mining Sector: 241stHighest Disposable Incomes: 275thMost Primitive: 429thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 433rdMost Armed: 528thMost Avoided: 577thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 608thLargest Gambling Industry: 666thLargest Populations: 669thMost Efficient Economies: 771stHighest Poor Incomes: 921stLargest Publishing Industry: 939thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 964thHighest Crime Rates: 964thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,011thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,016thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,099thHighest Average Incomes: 1,178thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,206thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,382ndMost Cultured: 1,423rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,853rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,295thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,569thSmartest Citizens: 2,570thMost Developed: 2,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,940thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,496thLargest Governments: 3,820thLargest Black Market: 4,462ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,648thMost Stationary: 7,529thHighest Food Quality: 7,905thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,049thMost Patriotic: 8,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,166thRudest Citizens: 11,940thHealthiest Citizens: 11,946thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,559thMost Influential: 14,443rdTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,778thMost Devout: 29,234th
Top
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Auman.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Devout.

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