
| Population | 46.872 billion |
| Capital | Zhamssassar Fortress |
| Leader | Samoth Uyghur |
| Currency | Tears of the Innocent |
| Animal | Southern Fight-Snake |
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Samoth Uyghur with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.872 billion Aumanii are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhamssassar Fortress. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Aumanii economy, worth an astonishing 18,874 trillion Tears of the Innocents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 402,676 Tears of the Innocents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auman's national animal is the Southern Fight-Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Auman is ranked 7,905th in the world and 4th in Gholgoth for Highest Food Quality, scoring 166.96 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Auman, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
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Auman, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
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Auman, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
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Auman, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
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Auman, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
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Auman, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
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Auman, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Auman.
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Auman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
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Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Devout.



















































