The State of Aullbeef Hooked is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.435 billion Aullbeef Hookedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Aullbeef Hookedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion gold betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,870 gold betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,065 per year while the poor average 2,410, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Aullbeef Hooked successfully hosted the Indianapolis Olympics, Aullbeef Hooked has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Aullbeef Hooked in an international press conference, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aullbeef Hooked's national animal is the monster reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aullbeef Hooked is ranked 91,427^th in the world and 1^st in Indianapolis for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.56 percentage of bribes refused.