The Sultanate of Augustus of Cordoba is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.798 billion Augustus of Cordobans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The strong Augustus of Cordoban economy, worth 750 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,698 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Augustus of Cordoba's national animal is the lynx, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Augustus of Cordoba is ranked 226,591^st in the world and 1^st in Cordoba for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 243.3 on the Gilded Widget Scale.