The Matriarchy of Augglan is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.628 billion Augglanians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Augglanian economy, worth 101 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,969 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Augglan's national animal is the swan.

Augglan is ranked 163,016^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist italy for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 713.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.