The Republic of Audrey 138 is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7.289 billion Audrey 138ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Audrey 138ian economy, worth 63.4 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,700 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and Audrey 138 has designated Audrey 138 City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 138's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Audrey 138 is ranked 242,973^rd in the world and 4^th in Mica for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.04 percentage of bribes refused.