The Very Awesome Queendom of Audrea is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Audrey Vl with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.874 billion Audreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Audrea City. The average income tax rate is 86.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Audrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,048 trillion Audrean Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 260,175 Audrean Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children have only the most basic of education, all restaurants close before dinner time, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and the government is busy chasing ghosts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrea's national animal is the mighty she-cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rabid Lesbianism.

Audrea is ranked 317,191^st in the world and 711^th in Saint Osmund for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.