The Kingdom of Auchenroy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Angus MacKilley with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.053 billion Auchenroyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eirskine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Auchenroyian economy, worth 375 trillion Auchenroy Xelims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,109 Auchenroy Xelims, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and artists count down the years until Angus MacKilley is allowed to listen to their music. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auchenroy's national animal is the cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant.

Auchenroy is ranked 122,632^nd in the world and 10^th in Caribbean for Most Extreme, scoring 21.03 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.