The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.194 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sixcitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 9,803 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,550 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, Auceanznians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and police conduct raids on children having snail races. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Auceanznia is ranked 50^th in the world and 7^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 13,602.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.