The Colony of Atticland is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.319 billion Atticlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Atticlandian economy, worth 81.3 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 61,607 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atticland's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Atticland is ranked 110,560^th in the world and 4^th in The Interdimensional Community for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.26 percentage of bribes refused.