The Empire of Asyncrita is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.941 billion Asyncritans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ctesiphon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The strong Asyncritan economy, worth a remarkable 1,643 trillion persian currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 68,667 persian currencies, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Asyncrita in an international press conference, Asyncrita has designated Ctesiphon as its capital city, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asyncrita's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Assyrian Church of the East.

Asyncrita is ranked 137,185^th in the world and 16^th in Bus Stop for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,204.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.