The Megacorp of AstyriaCorporation is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.393 billion AstyCorpers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Public Transport and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving AstyriaCorporationian economy, worth 446 trillion NSDS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,586 NSDS, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem. AstyriaCorporation's national animal is the Employee, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

AstyriaCorporation is ranked 85,131^st in the world and 3^rd in Astyria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.89 kickbacks per hour.