The Empire of Astorian7 is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 336 million Astorian7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.0%.

The very strong Astorian7ian economy, worth 32.3 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,171 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Astorian7ian military of war crimes, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the newest shade developed by Astorian7's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astorian7's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Astorian7 is ranked 143,662^nd in the world and 626^th in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 971.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.