The Megacorporation of Astaninan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Musk with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.162 billion Astaninanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Astaninanian economy, worth 136 trillion Danes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,809 Danes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 648,147 per year while the poor average 10,862, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, a major religion has been named as Astaninan's national religion, it is said that an Astaninanian woman's work is never done, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astaninan's national animal is the Bycorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Astaninan is ranked 46,447^th in the world and 5^th in The waters for Highest Average Incomes, with 117,809.7 Standard Monetary Units.