The Republic of Assorted Hag 27 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.012 billion Assorted Hag 27ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 80.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Assorted Hag 27ian economy, worth 748 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,390 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Assorted Hag 27's stability, children are raised bilingual from an early age, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assorted Hag 27's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Assorted Hag 27 is ranked 270,391^st in the world and 564^th in Eye for Safest, scoring 10.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.