The Cheap Wages of Assembly Line is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Henryyyyyyyyy with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.039 billion Assembly Lineans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ford Motors. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Assembly Linean economy, worth 538 trillion cars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,287 cars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,018,947 per year while the poor average 14,818, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Assembly Line's national animal is the road, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Antisemitic Cars.

Assembly Line is ranked 310,626^th in the world and 83^rd in Panama Papers for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -27.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.