The Righteous and Holy Empire of Asmadonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-King Gregor Asmadi with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.098 billion Asmadonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asmodhar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The very strong Asmadonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,119 trillion gregoriis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 111,043 gregoriis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 703,483 per year while the poor average 7,292, a ratio of 96.5 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, school uniforms are compulsory, God-King Gregor Asmadi has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Asmadonia's national animal is the space monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Asmadiax.

Asmadonia is ranked 330,258^th in the world and 118^th in Wonderfalls Gift Emporium for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -16.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.