The United Federal Monarchy of Ashilion is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kuferis Alasanov with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 6.046 billion Ashilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kugefeg. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ashiliian economy, worth 878 trillion Alcils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,380 Alcils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People with dyslexia are told to tough through it, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ashilion's national animal is the Ashilian Grey Doves, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Notafo and Sokrota.

Ashilion is ranked 18,977^th in the world and 1^st in United Ashilian Group for Most Corrupt Governments, with 111.37 kickbacks per hour.