The Mighty empire grounds of Ashiguburg is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by DonCalamari the second with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.585 billion Ashiguburgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masograd. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ashiguburgian economy, worth 797 trillion golden eagles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,113 golden eagles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, babysitters are a thing of the past, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ashiguburg's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Marxism.

Ashiguburg is ranked 325,468^th in the world and 17,635^th in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -17.12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.