The Republic of Asgarditania is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 7.095 billion Asgarditanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hickoryhillville. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Asgarditanian economy, worth 683 trillion pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,330 pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asgarditania's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Asgarditania is ranked 268,756th in the world and 11th in West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Asgarditania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Asgarditania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Asgarditania, there's never enough space in space.
- : Following new legislation in Asgarditania, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Asgarditania, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Asgarditania, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
- : Following new legislation in Asgarditania, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Asgarditania, visiting the best Asgarditanian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Asgarditania, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Asgarditania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.