The Republic of Asembloa is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 624 million Asembloans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asembloan economy, worth 68.1 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 109,190 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Asembloa, the government throws money at problems when in a jam, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is totally unknown. Asembloa's national animal is the doll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asembloa is ranked 225,531^st in the world and 374^th in Edoca for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.