The Territory of Asatria is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.021 billion Asatrians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Asatrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,919 trillion Wergelds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 177,988 Wergelds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,432,900 per year while the poor average 5,047, a ratio of 283 to 1.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, airport security is provided by private companies, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Asatria's national animal is the Arctic Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asatria is ranked 11,733^rd in the world and 1^st in Scratch Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.75 law-abiding acts per hour.