
| Population | 24.016 billion |
| Capital | Markador |
| Leader | Adam Rila |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Bit |
| Animal | River Dolphin |
The Republic of Asantia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Adam Rila with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.016 billion Asantians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markador. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Asantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,593 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,972 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asantia's national animal is the River Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Asantia is ranked 275,221st in the world and 2nd in Beastopia for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -66.21 on the Hayek Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
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Asantia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
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Asantia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
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Asantia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.































