The Republic of Asantia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Adam Rila with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.322 billion Asantians, 12.676 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markador. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,702 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,782 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Adam Rila's political rallies, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, and the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asantia's national animal is the River Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Asantia is ranked 130,385^th in the world and 1^st in Beastopia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 138.59 on the Clooney Contribution Index.