
| Population | 3.579 billion |
| Capital | Henya |
| Leader | Henya the Genius |
| Faith | Hololive |
| Currency | Shin |
| Animal | Gold Koi |
The Genius Empire of Asami Chinatsu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Henya the Genius with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.579 billion Asami Chinatsuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henya. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Asami Chinatsuan economy, worth 615 trillion Shins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,904 Shins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Shins to support "struggling" industries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asami Chinatsu's national animal is the Gold Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hololive.
Asami Chinatsu is ranked 88,179th in the world and 30th in MJT for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Asami Chinatsu, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Shins to support "struggling" industries.
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Asami Chinatsu, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in
Asami Chinatsu, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
- : Following new legislation in
Asami Chinatsu, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
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Asami Chinatsu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in
Asami Chinatsu, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
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Asami Chinatsu, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
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Asami Chinatsu, the average video game can be completed over lunch break.
- : Following new legislation in
Asami Chinatsu, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
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Asami Chinatsu, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.







































